Two brothers go to Catholic school...
... and they are always getting into trouble. But whenever they get caught in their mischief, the older boy, Frank, says to the younger, Henry, "It'll be ok, as long as we stick together." And even though Henry is much more nervous than Frank, this always gives him the confidence to withstand the latest round of scolding.
One day, the boys do something REALLY bad, and they get called to the principal's office. Henry is very anxious. "Frank," he says, "We've done it this time. He's going to expel us!" "Don't worry," replies Frank. "As long as we're together, it'll be OK."
At that moment, the principal walks out and asks Frank to come in. The two boys get up, but the principal stops them. "No," he says, "Only Frank." Henry looks petrified, but Frank goes in alone.
Frank sits across the desk from the principal, who gives him a long, deep look. Eventually, he says, "Frank, where is God?" This is completely unexpected to Frank, who doesn't have much to say. "Frank, where is God?" the principal repeats. With no answer coming to mind, Frank sits quietly. "I'm going to ask you a third time Frank. Where is God? You can take a while to think about it. Come back when you have an answer."
"How b-bad is it?" Henry asks as Frank walks out. "SERIOUSLY bad," Frank replies. "They've lost God and they're pinning it on us!"